What I think about Mr. Crazypants

For those who listened to our show last Friday, at the end of it Tommy and I talked about the demands this mentally disturbed psychotic dude with a bomb strapped to his chest had.  I decided that I'd post what I feel about what he has to say on my blog....

My opinions on what this psycho is saying will be BOLDED for everyone's convenience.  Now then....



The Discovery Channel MUST broadcast to the world their commitment to save the planet and to do the following IMMEDIATELY:

Okay so obviously it seems you want to do what you can to help the world by going to the Discovery Channel to have them broadcast shows that should educate and inform people about things that are happening on our planet that need to be changed.  Things like poverty, and child labour and all that stuff right?

1. The Discovery Channel and it's affiliate channels MUST have daily television programs at prime time slots based on Daniel Quinn's "My Ishmael" pages 207-212 where solutions to save the planet would be done in the same way as the Industrial Revolution was done, by people building on each other's inventive ideas. Focus must be given on how people can live WITHOUT giving birth to more filthy human children since those new additions continue pollution and are pollution. A game show format contest would be in order. Perhaps also forums of leading scientists who understand and agree with the Malthus-Darwin science and the problem of human overpopulation. Do both. Do all until something WORKS and the natural world starts improving and human civilization building STOPS and is reversed! MAKE IT INTERESTING SO PEOPLE WATCH AND APPLY SOLUTIONS!!!!

Okay....so I guess I was wrong with my initial hopes for sanity, oh well.  I like the idea of doing shows that build on people's ideas.  I mean who wouldn't want a Turbo Rocket-Powered Super Cycle that would allow them to go from New York to Shanghai in 30 seconds?  The 'birth to more filthy humans' thing though is a little weird.  By your logic, you are a filthy human, so are you not protesting against yourself?

2. All programs on Discovery Health-TLC must stop encouraging the birth of any more parasitic human infants and the false heroics behind those actions. In those programs' places, programs encouraging human sterilization and infertility must be pushed. All former pro-birth programs must now push in the direction of stopping human birth, not encouraging it.

Well I am sure everyone will agree with me when I say John & Kate + 8 is the biggest waste of television air time since....well I don't really have a comparison, but you get the idea.  However, just because your mother (which you obviously still live with even at the age of ...what? 40?) makes you sit down and watch the show every day doesn't mean you need to threaten to blow up Discovery headquarters.  Trust me, you won't find John OR Kate there.....

3. All programs promoting War and the technology behind those must cease. There is no sense in advertising weapons of mass-destruction anymore. Instead, talk about ways to disassemble civilization and concentrate the message in finding SOLUTIONS to solving global military mechanized conflict. Again, solutions solutions instead of just repeating the same old wars with newer weapons. Also, keep out the fraudulent peace movements. They are liars and fakes and had no real intention of ending the wars. ALL OF THEM ARE FAKE! On one hand, they claim they want the wars to end, on the other, they are demanding the human population increase. World War II had 2 Billion humans and after that war, the people decided that tripling the population would assure peace. WTF??? STUPIDITY! MORE HUMANS EQUALS MORE WAR!

More humans = more war?  Sorry, but mathematically that equation doesn't balance.  However: More psychotic idiots with bombs threatening to blow shit up and putting everyone on edge = more violence, and everyone knows that: more violence = war.  See?  I made the equation work.  Too bad you can't correct your errors now that you have brain matter leaking from a hole in your head.  On another note, would finding ways to disassemble civilization result in the loss of television and the loss of such a show?  Your own ideas in fact counteract each other and cause themselves to become obsolete.  Someone obviosuly didn't pass high school.....

4. Civilization must be exposed for the filth it is. That, and all its disgusting religious-cultural roots and greed. Broadcast this message until the pollution in the planet is reversed and the human population goes down! This is your obligation. If you think it isn't, then get hell off the planet! Breathe Oil! It is the moral obligation of everyone living otherwise what good are they??

Now I myself am not a big fan of religion.  Pretty much everyone who knows me knows that.  Though, I am the last person who will tell someone their religion is stupid, for who am I to tell someone what they can or cannot believe?  And with getting off the planet....do you think there's like a shuttle bus to Mars or something?  Like honestly.  If I didn't know better I'd say this was just some idiotic way for you to end your life that you thought was meaningless and dumb.  Not cool dude, not cool.

5. Immigration: Programs must be developed to find solutions to stopping ALL immigration pollution and the anchor baby filth that follows that. Find solutions to stopping it. Call for people in the world to develop solutions to stop it completely and permanently. Find solutions FOR these countries so they stop sending their breeding populations to the US and the world to seek jobs and therefore breed more unwanted pollution babies. FIND SOLUTIONS FOR THEM TO STOP THEIR HUMAN GROWTH AND THE EXPORTATION OF THAT DISGUSTING FILTH! (The first world is feeding the population growth of the Third World and those human families are going to where the food is! They must stop procreating new humans looking for nonexistant jobs!)

I only have one statement for what he said.....YOU'RE ASIAN YOU IDIOT GET A GOD DAMN MIRROR AND LOOK IN IT! Obviously no one ever told him that he was an immigrant.....

6. Find solutions for Global Warming, Automotive pollution, International Trade, factory pollution, and the whole blasted human economy. Find ways so that people don't build more housing pollution which destroys the environment to make way for more human filth! Find solutions so that people stop breeding as well as stopping using Oil in order to REVERSE Global warming and the destruction of the planet!

Okay, so finding ways to make the human race extinct is kind of not in our daily agenda.  And I kind of think I will never have time to pencil that in, as you know, my schedule is full of stuff.  Stuff like living for example.

7. Develop shows that mention the Malthusian sciences about how food production leads to the overpopulation of the Human race. Talk about Evolution. Talk about Malthus and Darwin until it sinks into the stupid people's brains until they get it!!

So...more food = more people....so we blame the fast food chains? Wait, I know!!!  Blame those people who just want to make sure that there is enough food to feed all the starving people in third world countries!  Silly people trying to let people survive!  Seriously man...I'm glad your dead.

8. Saving the Planet means saving what's left of the non-human Wildlife by decreasing the Human population. That means stopping the human race from breeding any more disgusting human babies! You're the media, you can reach enough people. It's your resposibility because you reach so many minds!!!

No, saving what remains of the non-human wildlife means finding ways to slow down human expansion.  The existence of the humans race has no direct effect on the world's non-human wildlife, as we ourselves are part of the world's wildlife.  It is our vast expanded, which destroys the homes of thousands upon thousands of animals that is what harms the non-human wildlife.  Even if all human were dead, the house, malls, and apartment buildings would still get in the way.  By the way, it's spelled responsibility you illiterate fool.

9. Develop shows that will correct and dismantle the dangerous US world economy. Find solutions for their disasterous Ponzi-Casino economy before they take the world to another nuclear war.

Oh I see.  Yes, send human civilization into a downward spiral and cause people to panic.  I mean panicking people have never done anything dangerous right? I mean it's not like people will start rioting causes world scale genocide right?  It's not like this will cause nations to fight with each other and start a nuclear war to create a new balance when there is no more order right?  See where I am going with this?

10. Stop all shows glorifying human birthing on all your channels and on TLC. Stop Future Weapons shows or replace the dialogue condemning the people behind these developments so that the shows become exposes rather than advertisements of Arms sales and development!

Right!  Stop teaching people where babies come from!  Surely if kids never learn about sex, even at the age of 18 their hormones won't make them want to screw each other like bunnies.  No, instead those people who want children will just stare blankly out a window wondering how exactly they call a stork to their house...

11. You're also going to find solutions for unemployment and housing. All these unemployed people makes me think the US is headed toward more war.

Finally a GOOD idea out of this idiot.  Yes!  Find housing for the homeless! Yes find jobs for the unemployed!  Please anything to keep idiots like this guy busy so they can't threaten to bomb television networks!

Humans are the most destructive, filthy, pollutive creatures around and are wrecking what's left of the planet with their false morals and breeding culture.

Uhh...ya we kind of already know that.  Which is why we are doing our best to change how we do things.  I'll tell you this, when I go and buy my own house I will gladly spend and extra 250-500 thousand dollars to get my roof coated in solar panels.  You know why?  Because they're reliable, and it means less money for me to have to pay other people later because I won't really need power that much.

For every human born, ACRES of wildlife forests must be turned into farmland in order to feed that new addition over the course of 60 to 100 YEARS of that new human's lifespan! THIS IS AT THE EXPENSE OF THE FOREST CREATURES!!!! All human procreation and farming must cease!

I would like to see your research.  I'd prefer it to not be blood and brain covered as well please.

It is the responsiblity of everyone to preserve the planet they live on by not breeding any more children who will continue their filthy practices. Children represent FUTURE catastrophic pollution whereas their parents are current pollution. NO MORE BABIES! Population growth is a real crisis. Even one child born in the US will use 30 to a thousand times more resources than a Third World child. It's like a couple are having 30 babies even though it's just one! If the US goes in this direction maybe other countries will too!

Again, I want to see your research for this statement.  Until I see it, I consider you a buffoon who is pulling ideas out if his ass and showing them as facts.

Also, war must be halted. Not because it's morally wrong, but because of the catastrophic environmental damage modern weapons cause to other creatures. FIND SOLUTIONS JUST LIKE THE BOOK SAYS! Humans are supposed to be inventive. INVENT, DAMN YOU!!

So you don't think the worst part about war is that thousands upon thousands of people die?  Oh dear god I can already hear the people blaming this on games like Modern Warfare.  I hate you more than anything now you emotionally detached psychopath.  Rot in hell.

The world needs TV shows that DEVELOP solutions to the problems that humans are causing, not stupify the people into destroying the world. Not encouraging them to breed more environmentally harmful humans.

I am running out of witty comments for this mans stupidity.  Like honestly....ADAM GADAL has nothing to say anymore....that's just how bad this guy really is.

Saving the environment and the remaning species diversity of the planet is now your mindset. Nothing is more important than saving them. The Lions, Tigers, Giraffes, Elephants, Froggies, Turtles, Apes, Raccoons, Beetles, Ants, Sharks, Bears, and, of course, the Squirrels.

Well everyone who follows me on Twitter knows how dangerous squirrels can be, so I'm with you on that.

The humans? The planet does not need humans.

And humans don't need you =)

You MUST KNOW the human population is behind all the pollution and problems in the world, and YET you encourage the exact opposite instead of discouraging human growth and procreation. Surely you MUST ALREADY KNOW this!

Obviously this man doesn't even watch the Discovery Channel or he would realize that we are doing are best to find solutions to all the damage we have done to the planet.

I want Discovery Communications to broadcast on their channels to the world their new program lineup and I want proof they are doing so. I want the new shows started by asking the public for inventive solution ideas to save the planet and the remaining wildlife on it.

I hope you get shot in the head.  Well at least my wishes came true =)

These are the demands and sayings of Lee.

 And Lee, we are glad you are dead.  Damn I am glad that's the end of this....

-Adam